Japan 101: Do You Speak Japanese?


Nihongo Ga DekImasu Ka?

Realizing that was not a Yes/No question…

This question does not mean what you think it means. It’s true, hidden meaning is “Are you fluent?” You can see the look of sympathetic shame on other people’s faces when you answer “sukoshi…” before they do their best impersonation of English and you realize that you will both have to briefly take up the art of miming to get your points across.

A lot of foreigners living here who have either a.) moved here solely for work or b.) given up on their Japanese classes early on will know the struggle. It’s not that you’re bad at Japanese, but if you don’t have to learn it, the pressure is completely off, and if you’re a student, depending on your ability for a grade that will reflect in your GPA is not appealing. In fact, it takes a lot of fun out of the learning and is stressful enough to make you cry into your textbook when your teacher announces a pop quiz that, while you studied all night for, you’re suddenly blanking on everything as soon as you hear the word test.

So, no, I do not speak Japanese. At least, not at the level you’d expect of someone who has been here as long as I have. Damn, I should be at least beyond conversational by now. But I’m not. And there’s always that one person in the room asking. “Why don’t you speak Japanese? You live in Japan. If you move to a country, you need to learn the language.” And they’re right, to some extent. It’s not like I can’t speak a lick of it. I can get around my daily life, communicate basic thoughts, and nod along like I understand until I realize that I was not asked a “Yes/No” question. Then I proceed to stare at them like Bambi’s mom in headlights until they repeat the question more slowly or, god forbid, I have to ask them to repeat it. At least I know that phrase. And I use it for everything, including getting more of the free side dishes at restaurants.

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Japan 101: Why did you come to Japan?


Nani shi ni nippon e?

I don’t got this.

Everyone is here for a variety of reasons. I already went through my anime phase during my teenage years where Japan was the end goal until I got smacked upside the head with a smart-stick and learned that Japan is like every other country with its ups and downs. I also spent a good majority of my time and resources on KPop merchandise once I figured out that 2D got me no D. Why didn’t I choose, you know, Korea? Everyone agreed this would have made more sense, except that I wasn’t fetishizing the country I was going to live in. Besides, I knew how to say “Hello” in Japanese in four different ways!

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Blog Update #1: Let’s Get This Party Started!

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally decided to start a blog. I know, it may seem crazy. It’s not like everyone has a blog these days or anything, and every foreigner who moves to Japan starts a blog to show their travels, their adventures, and how crazy Japanese people are. I want to start off by saying that my blog is generally Tokyo-specific. 

I decided to start my blog because there are so many informative blogs out there about moving abroad (Japan included), tips & tricks of the trade, and living in a foreign country without being heavily medicated. But one thing I felt that was lacking when I was preparing for my own move was the lack of reality. It was all about a mythical land of fairies or overly harsh. I didn’t know if I was going to sink or swim. I didn’t expect to float down a lazy river.

I’ve always considered myself a pretty creative person if not smart, beautiful, and funny. So writing about something that is non-fiction is a “foreign” concept to me. Really, the subject matter just lends itself to too many dad jokes and puns.

To be honest, Japan has given me a freedom that I’ve never experienced before. But I’m not sure if that’s specific to living in another country or the fact I predicted the future elections in my dreams and decided to save myself before it was too late.

I’ve had friends ask me back home “how do I move to Japan?” “what’s it like?” “can you send me anime goods?” My answers are: google, too hot in summer, and buy it yourself off the internet machine.

But it got me thinking about how many other people want to move and just don’t know how to take the first step. Sure there are the blogs, but we all know the types- people who have been here too long and think they know everything, people who just moved here and think they know everything, people who know they know nothing and still publish shit anyways (hey it’s me!) It can be a lot to take in.

I’m not here to pat you on the back or crash your dreams into a brick wall so that they erupt in flames and simmer down into tiny ashes of depression. I am here to keep it real. The goal of this blog is to help you gain an understanding of the entire process which I hope will help you.And there a lot of us living here with stories, experiences, and advice to share! I hope that might posts will accurately reflect the feelings of the average gaijin living here.

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